This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
OH MY GOD I HAVE THIS TOO BEST THING I’VE EVER BOUGHT
excellent i can go back to looking 0
"You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."
that’s what little girls are made of
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school
Did you mean supernatural
no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this