Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it
"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"
I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.
My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house
people who think they’re special for liking older music
Police officer who was responding to a “vicious dog” goes home with a new friend.