27 minutes ago
459,267 notes

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

55 minutes ago
322,816 notes

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

I can’t decide who’s more adorable.

1 hour ago
73,015 notes

stephrc79:

adamantsteve:

God I bet..
I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.

And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.

And some hair straighteners.

2 hours ago
90,343 notes

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

2 hours ago
14,796 notes

karadin:

when they tell their kids how they met

3 hours ago
103,157 notes
thehelbig:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

thehelbig:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

4 hours ago
268,121 notes
mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

5 hours ago
125,244 notes

craftykinkster:

dickpetter420:

videohall:

What to do when you see your friend texting while driving

> Broyoualmostmademedropmyphone

his vocal range wild

OMFG

5 hours ago
136,644 notes

witchstock:

xxtrustmexx:

vampire-shawty:

abathingsavage:

this is my favorite fr

LMFAOOOOOOO

Finally found the video !

Ummm, Is the driver recording her???

6 hours ago
359,572 notes
officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

6 hours ago
289,555 notes
worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

butfili:

one day you will be king…