13 hours ago
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bruceybanner:

crankybucky:

hey remember when in the first Captain America movie Steve never once backed down from a fight

and then in Winter Soldier he stops fighting for the first time ever at the end of the movie just cause it’s Bucky

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13 hours ago
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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
13 hours ago
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coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

13 hours ago
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dragonlord42:

the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off

13 hours ago
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vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

14 hours ago
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lulz-time:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds
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lulz-time:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds

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14 hours ago
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momunofu:

I found your street on google maps

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14 hours ago
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Unusual flowers

metrowolf:

sexy-fandoms:

alfred-f-jones-world-hero:

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this is Alice in Wonderland

all of these are fuckin weird I want 20 of each

14 hours ago
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brandnudes:

sorry sir my tears ruined my homework

14 hours ago
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14 hours ago
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i always get nervous when people ask me what my hobbies are i cant exactly say sitting in front of a computer for 8+ hours everyday

14 hours ago
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generalfactotom:

war-ant:

they play no games

Omfg

generalfactotom:

war-ant:

they play no games

Omfg